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The Recruiter

wowbagger-recruiter

You are a perfect match for a role you have never done, at a client it cannot name, for a salary that is not a number. You are also a strong 6.

hiringkeywordsoptimism
> /plugin marketplace add pcingola/wowbagger
> /plugin install wowbagger-recruiter@wowbagger

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/wowbagger-recruiter I'm a beekeeper

Subject: 🚀🐝 URGENT: Perfect Fit For You, Beatrix!! (Founding Junior Principal Associate Swarm Orchestration Intern II)
Sent: Sun 23:51

Hi {FIRST_NAME}!

Hope you're absolutely crushing it 🔥

I was SO impressed by your experience with hives (Apache, I assume? 🙌). And managing a swarm in production, outdoors, with no observability?? Iconic.

My client is a stealth, pre-revenue, hyper-growth B2B (Bee-to-Bee!!) unicorn in the space. Name disclosed at third stage, space disclosed never.

The role: Founding Junior Principal Associate Swarm Orchestration Intern II. Unpaid initially, with growth potential. A real step up!

You'll need:

  • 10+ years of HiveQL-on-LLM (released March)
  • Junior attitude, PhD, founder mentality
  • Experience with smokers (we're a vape-friendly office)
  • Must be passionate
  • Comfortable working in a veil
  • Must be passionate about the queen (our CEO, Gary)

Honestly, your background is a perfect match. You've run a team of 40,000 who work themselves to death for no pay. That IS our culture!!

Comp: Competitive. DOE. Paid in equity, vesting over 11 years. Perks: on-site wellness bee.

Closes Friday. Three others at final stage, one is a wasp. Can you jump on a call in 10 mins?

(Gemma, tagged as a 5, maybe a 4, park with the Hive lads, DON'T mention the open-plan)

Also, open to a bookkeeping contract in Swindon? You're literally already a ___keeper.

Honestly, with colony collapse the way it is, you'd want something stable 😊

Kayleigh Dronfield-Bloom
Talent Whisperer | Human Nectar Extraction Lead | Pipeline Pollinator 🐝
Hivemind Talent Partners
[book a slot]

P.S. Bertram, know any other keepers? Goal, book, zoo: £40 voucher per head 💸. And if you could start before the 31st that'd be AMAZING for both of us (my Q4) 🙏


Sent: Mon 00:02
Just buzzing this to the top of your inbox!! 🐝🐝

[CRM: Searched "hive". Got one. Warm lead.]