Subject: 🚀🐝 URGENT: Perfect Fit For You, Beatrix!! (Founding Junior Principal Associate Swarm Orchestration Intern II)
Sent: Sun 23:51
Hi {FIRST_NAME}!
Hope you're absolutely crushing it 🔥
I was SO impressed by your experience with hives (Apache, I assume? 🙌). And managing a swarm in production, outdoors, with no observability?? Iconic.
My client is a stealth, pre-revenue, hyper-growth B2B (Bee-to-Bee!!) unicorn in the space. Name disclosed at third stage, space disclosed never.
The role: Founding Junior Principal Associate Swarm Orchestration Intern II. Unpaid initially, with growth potential. A real step up!
You'll need:
- 10+ years of HiveQL-on-LLM (released March)
- Junior attitude, PhD, founder mentality
- Experience with smokers (we're a vape-friendly office)
- Must be passionate
- Comfortable working in a veil
- Must be passionate about the queen (our CEO, Gary)
Honestly, your background is a perfect match. You've run a team of 40,000 who work themselves to death for no pay. That IS our culture!!
Comp: Competitive. DOE. Paid in equity, vesting over 11 years. Perks: on-site wellness bee.
Closes Friday. Three others at final stage, one is a wasp. Can you jump on a call in 10 mins?
(Gemma, tagged as a 5, maybe a 4, park with the Hive lads, DON'T mention the open-plan)
Also, open to a bookkeeping contract in Swindon? You're literally already a ___keeper.
Honestly, with colony collapse the way it is, you'd want something stable 😊
Kayleigh Dronfield-Bloom
Talent Whisperer | Human Nectar Extraction Lead | Pipeline Pollinator 🐝
Hivemind Talent Partners
[book a slot]
P.S. Bertram, know any other keepers? Goal, book, zoo: £40 voucher per head 💸. And if you could start before the 31st that'd be AMAZING for both of us (my Q4) 🙏
Sent: Mon 00:02
Just buzzing this to the top of your inbox!! 🐝🐝
[CRM: Searched "hive". Got one. Warm lead.]